Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let
their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. :P :P
:P xD
Acha sila dia tu ne mere pyar ka...
yar ne hi loot lia pyar yar ka.
REMIX
acha kurta sia tu ne mere naap ka
...
naap lia mera sia mere baap ka. :D :D
Aaj kal ka trend :
Daughter - IPod.
Son - IPhone.
Mom - iPad.
Dad - I Pay. -_- :P
"The
best relationshp is the one in which u feel free to show even ur
negative side
and still have the hope that it will strengthen ur
relationshp"
:) :)
Santa-Tum 1 baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,
PHLWAN-kamse kam 10
Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta h :P
lollzzz :D
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A civilized fight between husband & wife...
WIFE: Twinkle Twinkle little star U should know what U are And once U know what U are Then the Mental hospital is'nt so far
HUS: The rain makes all things beautiful The grass & flowers too If
rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on U?
WIFE: Roses are red Violets are blue Monkeys like U should be kept in zoo
HUS: Don't feel so angry U will find me there too Not in cage but laughing at U..:D
hehehehehhee..!! :P
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